My United States of Whatevah... - October 12th, 2006

Just when you thought we only had brainwashed Islamic children to worry about in the next 10-20 years, now we have Christian jihadist children too!? This next generation is going to be a fun one...

Ho-ly shit! They think they are the key generation to Jesus coming back? In other words they're going to wage their own little 'holy war' so that Jesus can come and kick Muslim ass. That's reassuring... You just gotta love the kid that says, "at 5 I got saved, because I just wanted more of life"? He wanted more out of life at 5?! Either he's parroting the kind of mumbo jumbo these people have been rambling on about all his life, or they put some freaky shit in this kid's kool-aid.

"If the Evangelicals vote, they determine the election." — {scary Christian guy from Jesus Camp}

Islamofascists, Christofascists... Crazy ass religious people are going to kill us all!

"We're kinda being trained to be warriors, only in a much funner way." — {little girl from Jesus Camp movie}

Because they're on the side of good, of course... And waging war on Muslims, pagans, liberals, and queers is FUN!

So basically, they're teaching these kids that 'you're either with us or you're against us...'? Now where have I heard that before? Hmmm... Well anyway, I couldn't agree more. It really is us vs. them because there really is no sitting down at the table and discussing our differences is there? Because they won't allow a world in which those of us who are not 'with them' to live our own goddamn lives. Fine. We will win, and they will lose and religion will be used to persecute, indoctrinate, and destroy no more... Well, at least not for a long time.

Feeling like: freaked out